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I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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