Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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