don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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