Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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