You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.