I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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