We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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