Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?