I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.