Porn is love you can see.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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