Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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