you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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