Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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