it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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