There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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