guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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