I'm lost and stupid without you.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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