I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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