There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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