she was so not down for the gang bang
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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is wine microwaveable?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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