don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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