So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...