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• (315): View more from New York

  2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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  You mean inside out.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt

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  ..im mad u rememberd about that

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• (916): View more from California

  I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You went to jail last night?!

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  Just a little bit.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up with your vibrator in my face

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day

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• (716): View more from New York

  I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated

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  you mean still drunk

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've heard it both ways

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