just sent my roommate on a cheese run
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.