Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies