So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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