sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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