Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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