WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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