really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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