ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I am available for nakedness
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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