Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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