A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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