Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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