her vagine was all disorganized.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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