69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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