its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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