STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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