My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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