she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My dick has a subreddit
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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