Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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