Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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