I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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