i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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