Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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