Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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