We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How does one acquire holy water?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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