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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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