Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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