please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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