I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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