Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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