I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.