I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.