Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?