Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize